if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
(via radicalteenfromhell)
i hate shaving my legs but I love having shaved legs u feel me
(Source: relentless-self-destruction, via radicalteenfromhell)
why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you
this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
(via apapersky)
seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”
(via tatehorror)
MUST BE FOLLOWING EVERYONE BELOW:
- 4irport (52k)
- luismoralesxo (66k)
- supvicko (42k)
- see-you-forever (55k)
- isx (42k)
- meowingly (32k)
- supniccuh (57k)
- oknope (65k)
- chelcxo (49k)
- acidicmoons (52k)
IT IS ONLY *9* OF US SO ITS WORTH FOLLOWING ALL OF US.
*last time we did this we gained someone 688 followers!*
***IMPORTANT NOTICE: There’s now a TUMBLR SCANNER. What is that? So, basically we copy everyone who likes this post and scan it through the scanner. The scanner tells us who follows us and who doesn’t out of the people who like this post. so if you’re not following us ALL don’t even think about getting a promo*** c: good luck! (**reblog for a better chance**)
i know you’re thinking “OMG, that’s too many blogs to follow!”, but I promise once you start gaining - you will think “I’m so glad that I followed them.” Please do not try to be sneaky & not follow us all because we DO check. We ALWAYS do our promos!
(via uhstop)